Cheater!

[Doreen Peri]

I cheated on myself once by taking myself out, getting myself drunk, taking myself home and taking advantage of myself and all the while keeping it a secret from myself. It was loads of fun and I have no guilt at all except I'm really angry at myself that I'd be so damn deceitful to me and as a result of the entire incident, I'm planning on breaking up with myself. The next time I see me, I'm going to tell myself off and that will be that. Then, at least I can enjoy myself without having do it behind my back. A clear conscience is a good thing. I'm a louse, I tell you! How could I DO that to me? Geez. I've HAD it with me!

I don't like cheating. It's not fair and it's rude and completely unethical. I've resigned myself to give me the boot. Tonight, I'll be putting my stuff out on the front porch in bags and boxes and the next time I come home, I'm not letting me in.

[mtmynd]

Those damned me's... they do have a tendency to interfere with the I's, don't they..?

[gypsyjoker]

I love your sense of humor DP
All I can say is--

Me Too. I am serving myself with a restraining order.

[Arcadia]

A clear conscience is a good thing
mmmmm

thanks for the big laugh!!!!!!!!

[Doreen Peri]

hehe...

thanks you guys... happy i amused you a little bit...

mtmynd-
yeah!! mimimimimimimi! ayeyiyi!! geez...
that's ME practicing singing and babe, lemme tell ya, I sing solo!!!
so low ya wouldn't wanna hear me!

gypsy-
a restraining order? yer jokin, right?
damn, ya just inspired me.. now i need to write a piece about restraining myself! it'll be arresting! i promise!

arcadia-
¿le hice risa? ¡te quiero para eso! pero le amaría incluso si no le hice risa. ¡Mientras no le hago grito, es todo bueno!

[Arcadia]

me hiciste reir, doreen!. Y te cuento que no soy buena gritando...me quedo disfonica cada vez que lo hago muy seguido!.
saludos,

Arcadia

[lenny]

rotflmao. Thanks Doreen. I needed that!

lenny