THE ADVENTURES OF HERMAN UTIX

Post by **Zlatko Waterman** » October 3rd, 2006, 9:43 am

BILL CLINTON REDUX?

IN THIS EPISODE, HERMAN UTIX FINDS HIS WORK CUT OUT FOR HIM--
A PRECIOUS MIND TO BE RETRIEVED . . .
IN ARKANSAS!!

( click to enlarge images)

A HERMAN UTIX SPECIAL !! ( click on the link below to access one of Prof. Utix's favorite websites!)

http://www.noetic.org/

( to be continued next week . . .)

Post by **stilltrucking** » October 3rd, 2006, 12:07 pm

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Post by **speedbagger** » October 4th, 2006, 4:05 pm

"Why do I always knock on my own door?"

Love that!

Post by **Zlatko Waterman** » October 4th, 2006, 4:15 pm

HEY-- SP-P-E-E-EDBAG BABY !!

Great to see ya here.

Is your spoken Russian improving?

Your friend, and thanks,
as usual chum, for your kind comment.

You and I will have to fetch out a little allegory or two for this joint.

Doreen ( who owns this little StudioEight palace) is a fine lady indeed, wide open to artsy ideas.

Later,

("Zlatko")

Post by **LitPark** » October 6th, 2006, 10:00 am

Very funny! I love geeky humor.

Post by **Zlatko Waterman** » October 6th, 2006, 10:33 am

Thank you, S.H.:

Nice to see you here. Another episode of this comic strip is coming-- next week.

Loved the BB interview. Reminded me of Paris in 73-75.

Your friend,

"Zlatko"

Post by **Zlatko Waterman** » October 9th, 2006, 10:14 am

EPISODE TWO

OUR STORY:

Herman Utix and his colleague, Pleni Gudinski, set off to rescue Professor Felsteiner, whose pathbreaking paper on Noetic Negatives has just been published. As a result of this, Doctor Felsteiner has been captured by "Errorists" and taken to Arkansas.

(click to enlarge)

Post by **speedbagger** » October 9th, 2006, 10:57 am

Come to think of it, I can't recall any other comic featuring two old men as central characters.

Old age is a neglected dramatic topic in most modern storylines.

Except for like...Beckett, and Italo Svevo, and Norman Mallory!

Post by **Zlatko Waterman** » October 9th, 2006, 11:17 am

Always great to see you here, S-bagger.

Old age is neglected because most cartoonists aren't geezers like me, I suspect.

But I think I may have more hair than Seth-- who knows? Who's counting?

I do have the g-damned arthritis in some of my fingers. Makes playing the guitar harder.

Otherwise, most things work about the same as when I was 30. Some "things" work better. Thanks to medical science.

Always your friend,

"Zlatko"

Post by **petercowlam** » October 9th, 2006, 11:50 am

Hugely entertaining.

Post by **judih** » October 9th, 2006, 12:05 pm

after the first 20 miles of clearly marked trail, what will happen. Will there be a burning bush? (oh, i digress...shall wait for next installment)

Post by **LitPark** » October 9th, 2006, 12:50 pm

Awesome.

Post by **Zlatko Waterman** » October 15th, 2006, 4:10 pm

EPISODE 3:

( special note): Dear Herman Utix fans:

Among the thousands of e-mails I receive every week from grateful fans for the continuing saga of "The Good Professor", I simply must share a few very, very special ones this week from a very special source:

President George W. Bush!

"Comic Strips like these help the WAR ON INTERNATIONAL ERRORISM (WOIE)-- stay the course!"

"If we fight 'em with comic strips like this one here, we won't have to fight them with comic strips there!"

"Comic strips like these never cut and run."

"As a mass medium, comics are Weapons of Mass Description in defeating ERROR. Don't debate yourself. KEEP DRAWING!"

( click to enlarge)

Our Story:

The scene shifts to the hideout of The Errorists . . .)

Post by **speedbagger** » October 16th, 2006, 10:26 am

Keanu doing Tennyson has always been my preferred form of aural sex crime.