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Lightning Rod
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Funny Riddles--Post Them Here

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What did the tomcat say after fucking the skunk?

"Ma'am, I've enjoyed about all of this that I can stand."
"These words don't make me a poet, these Eyes make me a poet."

The Poet's Eye
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once you get past the smell
it's really good weed?

an orgasm of malodorous proportion?

boby, i won't take a bath for a week?
[color=darkcyan]i'm on a survival mission
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]
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