Ding dongs.............n Taco SAUCE

Totenkopf · Post by **Totenkopf** » October 1st, 2007, 3:36 pm

Huh
hunkahunka
burnin' Spam
bay Bea,
blessed, sanctified
in the Name of
ZIP
PAY!
genuine
Drive-thru
Messiah.

Post by **Arcadia** » October 1st, 2007, 5:00 pm

vanoli in honky-tongue
images of burning monks
& walking-people
malvacious, melpómene
PDF archives cursed
(for today)

Post by **mnaz** » October 1st, 2007, 5:45 pm

maketh a joyful noise unto the keyboard!

Totenkopf · Post by **Totenkopf** » October 3rd, 2007, 7:46 am

Give us this our
daily
Krispy Kreme
and OPRAH
some decent
NASDAQ stock
and forgive us
our YUKONS
as we try to
forgive those of
HARKLEROAD

Totenkopf · Post by **Totenkopf** » October 4th, 2007, 10:14 am

Oh Mist POLLY!

Polly Pulchritudinous

Post by **mnaz** » October 12th, 2007, 3:42 am

Open, 24 hrs.

where's my wallet?

Totenkopf · Post by **Totenkopf** » October 12th, 2007, 10:57 pm

Next up, Hallmark Holiday Network
Proudly Presents

The Maid and the ICBM.

"Hey you cracker mutha-f-ers,
peace-out......."

Totenkopf · Post by **Totenkopf** » October 14th, 2007, 3:33 pm

Gift the Gif thaa
Keeps on Keepin' Om!
Short-range tactical
missiles, inscribed with
some statist code:
Jeeeebzusss loved U

Post by **mnaz** » October 14th, 2007, 8:45 pm

distant shades of Slim Pickens on that missile...

He worked for it.

Jesus loves me, this I know...

Post by **hester_prynne** » October 15th, 2007, 6:05 pm

Twinkies in noodle broth,
chaingangwheel carnival,
tractor smackdowns,
lugnut clowns,
sexy mechanics,
tickets,
sold out.

Totenkopf · Post by **Totenkopf** » October 20th, 2007, 7:16 pm

Norm----
Norman PODHORETZ?

Werner Von BRAUN?

They ain't many mo'
xenophobic around.......

Werner
Werner Von Frown

Post by **jimboloco** » October 22nd, 2007, 1:14 pm

warner brothers
scientologist boss
scatterred mass appeal
unrhymed squeals of sloth
in patent plastic slurrs

tactical airlift
over a
strategic bombing zone

more lies
robotic humans
officers club
titles and self-glorification
and gory ignorance
while grandmothers drool
malevolent scorn.

Post by **hester_prynne** » October 22nd, 2007, 4:14 pm

"grandmothers drool malevolent scorn"

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeikes!
I love that line jimbo!

H

Totenkopf · Post by **Totenkopf** » October 22nd, 2007, 9:47 pm

Ah
the Pandybat
Can, the Pendebat
Cain't:
The Pendybot
Cain't;
the BendyBot
Cane

Totenkopf · Post by **Totenkopf** » November 8th, 2007, 10:10 am

"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog-- the procedure kills both." - Mark Twain

http://www.zippythepinhead.com/pages/aa ... nding.html

Ding dongs n Taco Sauce, comrades!