...dating buddha...

Post by **westcoast** » March 20th, 2008, 12:26 am

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"Thanks sweetie, you're great!"
It's nothing, said the Buddha.
"But to me, it's everything baby."

At that he laughed uproariously
a belly laugh that shook the forest,
got the trees and grass giggling, too.

.

Post by **hester_prynne** » March 20th, 2008, 5:49 pm

Ha!
This rocks!
H

Post by **sooZen** » March 20th, 2008, 7:42 pm

oh, you dated him too? Sheesh, that guy gets a round!

((love it!))

here is a little something about hunting him down, that rascal :

i shot a hole in the buddha only to see the light

mtmynd

Post by **Lightning Rod** » March 20th, 2008, 8:14 pm

I knew it all along
Buddha is only in it for the pussy
or rather I should say
he's always looking for the whole

Post by **Artguy** » March 21st, 2008, 1:38 pm

My Favourite Koan...If you see a Buddha kill him...

Post by **westcoast** » March 21st, 2008, 11:34 pm

The catepillar puffed his hooka
and asked the big guy:
Whoo R U?
Buddha looked dumbstruck
and replied: I donut know.

_____________

wow that's really bad
but is it art?

Art? We're waiting.......

~west

Post by **hester_prynne** » March 22nd, 2008, 3:11 am

Ha! It's so bad it's good.
Of course it's art!!!!

H

Post by **mtmynd** » March 22nd, 2008, 12:09 pm

does this art have a last name?

Post by **westcoast** » March 22nd, 2008, 3:21 pm

a question un hitherto
asked..

Post by **Doreen Peri** » March 22nd, 2008, 3:33 pm

i loved it when we did it
'cause his belly jiggled
when he came

and i would call out his name
buddha baby, buddha baby

funny thing, sometimes he'd say
ooooohhhhhh westcoast
and ooohhhhhh sooZ

so knowing he had you both, too,
isn't really news

heh

Post by **westcoast** » March 22nd, 2008, 3:34 pm

LOL - lawd have mercy!!!

truth be told...we were all calling out each others names phonetically in alpha bed ical dis order

Post by **Doreen Peri** » March 22nd, 2008, 3:52 pm

Thing is, when I asked him about his past,
he would always say,
"There is no such thing as past.
all we have is Today.
Do not dwell on insignificant events.
Thoughts of former times
you should not allow.
All we have is the Now."

And he'd convince me
to do it again, right then!
You see? He was very much
like all other men.

I used to kid him.
Tell him if I got impregnated by his seed,
I'd have a Buddha-belly just like his!
And he'd say, "That's all we need!
A little baby Buddha running around this planet!
Take your pill, Janet!"

And I'd say, "Pardon me? that's not my name!"
And he'd reply, "Oh yeah. I'm sorry. Whatever."
You see? He was just the same but also very clever.

One day he said he wanted to be like Jesus
and cause an immaculate conception.
So he trucked on over for a sperm donation
and some lady got an immaculate injection.

*shrug* ... such is the way with enlightened ones.
they sure like to have fun.

Now, listen, don't be goin' around saying I'm being sacreligious, ok?
Just felt like writing some nonsense today.
PLUS, Buddha wasn't a religious guy, anyway.
Buddhism isn't religion. It's just a WAY.

And boy did he have a way with the chicks!
Buddha baby was slick!

Post by **westcoast** » March 22nd, 2008, 3:57 pm

AHEM, sista. And he did leave his wife and family behind so that he could, ah, um, contemplate the universe

or was that Ghandi? *lolol*

love it!!! you rock

~west

Post by **Lightning Rod** » March 22nd, 2008, 4:15 pm

Om, Ya'll

Post by **westcoast** » March 22nd, 2008, 4:24 pm

OM yeah, daddy