entendre in the toolshed

Post by **emel.scott** » July 8th, 2008, 2:08 pm

he was an expert mechanic
she was a loose little screw
he went to work with his Phillips
she said your driver won't do

told her he'd get it together
bolted her job to the bed
then mechanized with a screwgun
stripped every one of her threads

Post by **constantine** » July 8th, 2008, 2:12 pm

it is to laugh. how's it going pardner.

Post by **Doreen Peri** » July 8th, 2008, 2:13 pm

Yay!!!!!

Loved it!

My kinda poem... it has it all... it's fun, witty, punny, and sexy!

Post by **constantine** » July 8th, 2008, 2:14 pm

you're looking good doreen - like the hair.

Post by **Doreen Peri** » July 8th, 2008, 2:15 pm

well thank you, dahling

whimsical deb drew me.... in the "accompanying myself" thread on the jam

Post by **emel.scott** » July 8th, 2008, 2:15 pm

thanks you 2, been a rough few days but but maybe I'm comin' out of it

Oh D, I thought that was the painting you'd been working on...

Post by **hester_prynne** » July 8th, 2008, 3:08 pm

Wow
What kind of car was it?

H

Post by **Lightning Rod** » July 8th, 2008, 6:04 pm

are you applying for a job at
Hallmark or Home Depot?

Post by **emel.scott** » July 8th, 2008, 8:34 pm

Piggly Wiggly

Post by **Lightning Rod** » July 8th, 2008, 8:38 pm

I figured as much
let me recommend the frigid foods

Post by **emel.scott** » July 8th, 2008, 9:15 pm

they offered me bag boy

Post by **WIREMAN** » July 8th, 2008, 10:00 pm

i'd use a 9 iron mr scott....

there's no smily for lick.....

Post by **westcoast** » July 8th, 2008, 10:02 pm

naughty and knarly, mr scott!

~westie