Caped Invader

Post by **mnaz** » July 9th, 2008, 12:48 pm

Don't worry-- this one's just a spinoff from my last one.

Look, up in the sky,
it's a bird, it's a plane.
No, it's the Caped Invader,
scowling, grunting patriotic speech.
Time to attack the Axis of Evil.

Bid the invasion pacts.
Better yet, don't bid them.
Look up from yer materialistic buzz.
Better yet, don't look up at all!
Listen to yer Kommander.

War is human nature anyway.
Ye Liberal bastards are so naive.
Sure there'll be Kollateral Damage.
Stuff happens, Freedom is untidy.
Listen to yer Kommander.

He's only thinking of you.

Post by **Lightning Rod** » July 9th, 2008, 12:53 pm

mark, mark, mark

does the name Glenn Beck come to mind?

Post by **Super Robot Girl** » July 9th, 2008, 12:59 pm

I will destroy him. He is evil.

Post by **constantine** » July 9th, 2008, 2:02 pm

right on the money mnaz.

Post by **mnaz** » July 9th, 2008, 2:10 pm

Thanks...

oh, I should just let it go....

Glenn Beck?

Yeah, isn't he the guy who said on his show that he was thinking about killing Michael Moore and wondered if he could do it himself or if he should hire someone? (He concluded that he could do it himself). Wholesome conservative family values...

Ah well, maybe my ridiculously naive standards are too high...

Iran, you're next!!! Pucker up.

Post by **saw** » July 9th, 2008, 3:39 pm

nothing in the world is scarier than blind faith....Mr. Shrub's been on the hotline to heaven again and the infidels must die......I like the way
you consistently denounce war in creative language...keep it up...

peace.......steve

Post by **hester_prynne** » July 9th, 2008, 9:03 pm

Ugh. Glen Beck is one of the worst pieces of talking shit I've ever endured.
A loudmouthed know it all who knows nothing really. People like that need something, to smarten them up but they'll never get it poor things, I don't even really know what it is they need, I just know that something is missing with glenn beck (the pukemeister).....
Like the Kommander here in this great piece....look, up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's an idiot in a flying machine wearing a codpiece that's way too big for him.....

Well done mnaz, you made me groan really loud.
H

Post by **Dave The Dov** » July 10th, 2008, 5:40 am

Is this the last desperate attempt of a discouraging man????
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