She

[Doreen Peri]

Apparently
every time he uses
the word she
people think
he's referring to ME!

Great.
Such is my fate.

Does this mean
every time I use
the word he,
people think
I'm talking about him,
deductively?

What a hoot!
There's only one she?
That's insane,
wouldn't you agree?

I didn't realize
that we'd be connected
throughout eternity.

So much for moving on.
Guess it's time to do it
on another level.

Escape the devil.
Put myself up on e-bay
for bids. Going going gone!
Prop up my whirlybird
landing skids,
take a new name,
travel to another nation.
Would that sever the relation?

Probably not.
There would most likely be a book.
As soon as I turn my head,
as soon as I don't look,
a book with the word she in it.

Figures the reader would
then put ME in it!

I could be in France or Germany,
Canada, Africa or Greece...
but no matter where I go,
there's be the She Police.

Are we siamese twins,
forever attached at the waste?
Pun intended.
I rest my case.

Gonna change my name I guess,
turn off the internet and TV.
Tabloid news is ridiculous,
but I digress,
gotta get myself free.

Check ya out at the supermarket.
This isn't fun. I'm done.

[judih]

you could change your name to we (oui?)
then deny all semblance to she.
ain't me, i we.
(ya see?)

[Lightning Rod]

no matter where you go, there you are
no matter where you run, there you will be
you could always leave for Thailand and
come back as a He

[Doreen Peri]

judih
oui. sounds like a plan.. i like it

rod ...
LOL!
you crack me up

[goldenmyst]

Doreen, Those gender boxes are hard to escape from. You shoot from the hip with maximum funny bone effect.

John