Red Alert!

[Lightning Rod]

WARNING!

If you are a registered Democrat
you must vote on Nov. 5th
a day late and a dollar short

WARNING!

If you have ever been to a porn site
you will be automatically registered
as a sex offender.

WARNING!

Obama is a hazard hussein
not ready to be a commie subversive
watch out for people who say, 'spread the wealth.'

WARNING!

Terrorists are creeping in every crevice
there is a seething worldwide movement
they envy our stupid, hollow lifestyle

WARNING!

If you don't own stocks you can't panic
your vote won't count, plus the side effects
and oh yeah, you're gonna die someday

WARNING!
WARNING!
WARNING!

All bets are off
Why prolong the agony?
Better vote Republican.

WARNING!
WARNING!

[mnaz]

Procreation is a sex offense. A beautiful one.

Yes. I don't know but I've been told, eventually it gets to us all. So just turn right and get it over with..

ha.

[Dave The Dov]

I see you predicted when "1984" would really happen. It was disguised as "2008". Better sing that one Kink's song "Paranoia" when I'm voting.
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