Studio8 - Uniting the Arts

There was a guy from Toledo
Who's credo was wearing a speedo.
When it came off
The judge said, "Cough."
"Okay, now let's smoke us some weed-o."

There was a gal from Nantucket
with a @!^$ so long she could $*#% it.
But before you get in it,
Wait just a minute,
That ain't no gal, it's stilltruckin'!

There was a candidate named Mitt
Who likes to eat crackers and shit.
He said he likes torture
Lady Liberty? He'd torcher
What a wise, stately haircut and wit.

There was a boy with no ass.
Bowel movements caused an impasse.
He had to shit
from the place where he bit.
Won't you pray for young Rudy next mass?

A comp'ny named 'tself Blackwater.
Specialties: security 'n' slaughter.
They'll shoot all them 'Raqis.
While wearing sweatshirts and khakis.
Shooting fathers, brothers, mother and daughter.


Some say Blackwater's terrorist; some, not.
The more i've thought about the more i've thought
from what i've heard across the wire
about these armoured guns for hire
I fear that first speaker will get shot.

in argentina they got a pink house
and a first gentleman for a spouse
the lady president's a gaucho watches him like a groucho
keeps the keys to the house in her blouse

Ms. Kirchner's more Hillary than Hill
though Mr. K.'s less Billy than Bill
the latter drink latte'
while the former take mate'
till they've had the fill of their fill.

you are the champ

i am just plucky lucky
to be in the same camp

thar was one jim from saint pete
who did a nice editing feat
he ain't so crass
as to e'er harass
'tis 'ways better to be discrete.

There was a president on crack.
It made him always attack.
From Afganistan
and on to Iran
forgetting the mess in Iraq.

yes you saw my lil bit o editing
it rhymed
which is how i get into troubles with limerick

there was a pagan named edog
who wanted to burn a yule log
he set fire to the agora
AND WHAT A DIASPORA
as the acadummies all went agog

a pious draft dodger from texas,
snorted copious coke with his exes.
pumps away at crude holes,
runs the flag up his pole,
and may even privatize Jeezus.

Once a wise man named McCain,
spake not with a prick in your brain.
He put on some Beach Boys,
and shiny new war toys,
now it's bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran!

Once an old cowboy named Reagan,
fought evil with C.I.A. ray guns.
Presidentes he smashed,
their planes often crashed,
capitalism, all in good fun.

There once was a corporate media,
that booked all its wars on Expedia,
it's flag waving so passionate,
whip out and pole the electorate,
the birth of high definition tedium.