Re: Zuihitsu
Posted: February 23rd, 2018, 2:52 pm
Cliched truism: you can't really appreciate the ordinary until you've lost it. Or think you have.
Last night while preparing supper I turned on the tap to wash the stalk of celery I was about to dice. Instead of the comforting hiss of rushing aerated water, all I got was a miserable trickle winkling out.
What. The. Fuck.
I turned it off and back on, you know, the way you flick a light switch on & off when the power goes out, as though that would push you into the other timeline, the one where there was no problem. But I found myself rooted in the same timeline.
I went down into the cellar to check the circuit breakers and look for any obvious damage to the pump controller, the water tank, or anything else that might provide a clue. I toggled the water pump breaker, and even threw the mains for a slow 10-count, thinking that maybe the Microsoft reboot trick would work here. It didn't.
While I was perusing the yellow pages and the Interwebs for a local plumber with 24-hour emergency services, I heard a curious bubbling or gurgling from upstairs. I went upstairs to investigate and located the sound as coming from the toilet tank. I removed the lid.
The tank was empty, but trying to fill - and it suddenly flashed what the problem actually was.
When I'd had the entire water delivery system replaced back in 2014, the plumbers had shocked the well with chlorine to suppress the ferrophilic bacteria that give water a septic smell. They'd advised me to leave an outside faucet trickling overnight to flush out the chlorinated water. Which I'd done. By morning I was again without water.
You just temporarily drained the well, they told me. Shut it off and wait half an hour.
So I did. A half hour later I had water - not a lot, but enough to assure me that the problem was temporary, and the well was refilling.
It seems that the rubber seat of the toilet's flush valve was no longer sealing the exit pipe, and all day had been trickling the well dry. I closed the needle valve feeding the tank and waited.
A half hour later I had water - not a lot, but enough to assure me that the problem was temporary, and the well was refilling.
And this morning it was as though the problem had never occurred - that I'd jumped out of that timeline and into this one after all. Washing dishes never felt so good.
Last night while preparing supper I turned on the tap to wash the stalk of celery I was about to dice. Instead of the comforting hiss of rushing aerated water, all I got was a miserable trickle winkling out.
What. The. Fuck.
I turned it off and back on, you know, the way you flick a light switch on & off when the power goes out, as though that would push you into the other timeline, the one where there was no problem. But I found myself rooted in the same timeline.
I went down into the cellar to check the circuit breakers and look for any obvious damage to the pump controller, the water tank, or anything else that might provide a clue. I toggled the water pump breaker, and even threw the mains for a slow 10-count, thinking that maybe the Microsoft reboot trick would work here. It didn't.
While I was perusing the yellow pages and the Interwebs for a local plumber with 24-hour emergency services, I heard a curious bubbling or gurgling from upstairs. I went upstairs to investigate and located the sound as coming from the toilet tank. I removed the lid.
The tank was empty, but trying to fill - and it suddenly flashed what the problem actually was.
When I'd had the entire water delivery system replaced back in 2014, the plumbers had shocked the well with chlorine to suppress the ferrophilic bacteria that give water a septic smell. They'd advised me to leave an outside faucet trickling overnight to flush out the chlorinated water. Which I'd done. By morning I was again without water.
You just temporarily drained the well, they told me. Shut it off and wait half an hour.
So I did. A half hour later I had water - not a lot, but enough to assure me that the problem was temporary, and the well was refilling.
It seems that the rubber seat of the toilet's flush valve was no longer sealing the exit pipe, and all day had been trickling the well dry. I closed the needle valve feeding the tank and waited.
A half hour later I had water - not a lot, but enough to assure me that the problem was temporary, and the well was refilling.
And this morning it was as though the problem had never occurred - that I'd jumped out of that timeline and into this one after all. Washing dishes never felt so good.