Kinky Friedman is running for governor of Texas

Post by **jimboloco** » February 4th, 2005, 10:05 am

He would bring his cats into the governor's mansion. Probably a stray musician or two as well.

Post by **judih** » February 4th, 2005, 11:32 am

are you serious?
That country of yours is starting to take on texture.
(painted any good tapestries lately?)

judih

Post by **jimboloco** » February 4th, 2005, 3:35 pm

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... rnor_kinky
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u ... edman_dc_7
COMIC AS SERIOUS CANDIDATE

"We're Number One in executions and we're Number 49 in funding public education," Friedman said, and then later told the crowd he's for nondenominational prayer in public schools.

"What's wrong with a kid believing in something?" he asked.

An animal lover, Friedman vowed to outlaw the declawing of cats and promised to appoint singer and well-known marijuana smoker Willie Nelson as head of the Texas Rangers.

Didn't paint a tapestry
just a thread

Post by **stilltrucking** » February 5th, 2005, 2:11 pm

He said he got twenty seven write in votes from Iraq.

Post by **jimboloco** » February 5th, 2005, 11:07 pm

They ain'r had the election yet, but hey,
who are overseas Texans.
check out Kinky's book,
he's a hoping for the expatriot Texas votes
Elvis, Jesus, and Coca cola

Post by **sooZen** » February 10th, 2005, 9:06 am

Yeehaw....go Kinky! The Texas Jewboy will shake 'em up for sure. Why is this in this forum? I know Kinky is wierd but he doesn't need shots does he?

Post by **jimboloco** » February 10th, 2005, 9:45 am

My Gawd, the road goes on an on!
He has a special affection for CATS, an wants to outlaw de-clawing.

oops here's the big doggies!

an here's his own special

http://www.utopiarescue.com/oldsite/Utopia Animal Rescue Ranch! Harold, turn up the mike!