get on the stick

[constantine]

they told me to get on the stick
so i did, went down to the circle k
and got me one of those chick-o-sticks
peanut butter wrapped in toasted coconut goodness
man, i was living ten feet large, i was
pounding the sidewalk like i owned it
i was cruising with the stick
smoking it like a stogie
acting like bogie
and not the old fogey
that you've come to love and appreciate
why just the other day, in fact
just across the alley from the alamo
i met mr. atkinson, the man
who created the chick-o-stick
he smiled at me and said:
hey! mr. poet
i heard you're big on the stick
here's a texas-size chick-o-stick
it's the big mac daddy
the holy mother of all things stick
wrap your lips around this bad boy
and tell me what you think
so i did, and i must admit
the stick was a superior stick
better than the old stick, which
was a pretty good stick to begin with
thank you, mr. atkinson

[dadio]

Enjoyed.

[WIREMAN]

Chick-0-stix in da hood....

[the mingo]

How did I miss this? - That's it! Screw this getting old shit! I'm done with it! This is me walking away! Cancel my subscription to the boneyard, boys! Over-&-Out!

I'm going to get me some chicken and devour it whole. Beak, feet, & all!
Ah! Chicken!

Dear Colonel Saunders:
I ate some of your birds. Not bad if I don't have to do it too often. My Aunt Pebble ain't got nothing on you ol' son! Her gravy is better though.
Sincerely yours,
Jekyll & Hyde