Santa

[creativesoul]

When you are a small little girl
They tell you not to take candy from strangers

But they take you to parties with drunk uncles
Perversely good looking and wealthy

They match you to the mall
To sit on a big fat guys lap wearing a red and white suit

Trust me
His fucking reindeer are in danger as well

A little girl now knows that sitting in a fat guys lap
Gets you toys
And the guy comes down the chimney
In the middle of the night
That’s always a comfort

So I am saying
Santa it’s been real
And it’s been fun
But it has not been real fun

[mnaz]

The fat drunken Santa side of the holidays, and life...

[Doreen Peri]

Great observations, analogies, metaphors, Jana. They sure try to teach us a thing or two about fucking Santa. Haha

[creativesoul]

yeah baby
Its not the best idea
Really
Thank God i dont have to see that fat fuck for another year! Wheeeee

[stilltrucking]

Snips, snails
And puppy-dogs' tails

My childhood was happy in spite of crazy Mike.
Who wanted to see my sister's panties.
Pity the man without a baby sister
Please don't take this too serious,
signed a fan of your work

[creativesoul]

I love you guys! I just had to write this..