Ballad of Pauli Tix
Posted: October 23rd, 2026, 1:40 pm
Let me tell a story 'bout our Pauli Tix.
Poor trickster con barely kept his family fixed.
Then one day he went shootin' up the polls,
and up from the swamp came a bubblin' tool.
A phrase, that is.
Fool's gold.
Try the tea.
So, the first thing ya know old Paul's a billionaire.
The Pauli Tix folk said, "run for office there!"
They said Wash-ing-ton is the place ya oughta be,
so, he loaded up the truck and moved to D C.
Poor trickster con barely kept his family fixed.
Then one day he went shootin' up the polls,
and up from the swamp came a bubblin' tool.
A phrase, that is.
Fool's gold.
Try the tea.
So, the first thing ya know old Paul's a billionaire.
The Pauli Tix folk said, "run for office there!"
They said Wash-ing-ton is the place ya oughta be,
so, he loaded up the truck and moved to D C.