best bumper stickers

[pandora]

"the weather is here.
i wish you were beautiful."

[Zlatko Waterman]

Two from Orange County in Southern California ( a zone noted for its right-wing politics):


I AM ELVIS


GOD BLESS THE REMINGTON REPEATER


I must include ( though it rend the partition between bumper stickers and other kinds of graffitti) an inscription over the toilet in the men's room of a local bar:

PLEASE DO NOT THROW CIGARETTE BUTTS INTO THE TOILET.
IT MAKES THEM SOGGY AND HARD TO LIGHT.



--Z